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I'm here, part of the breakfast club

I'd rather be drinking in a pub

Or mowing the lawn...triming my shrub

Eating a footlong meatball sub

I hate the same old everyday

When DA calls me Ray

And says i'm gay

Sorry dude, don't swing that way

CT it drives me up the wall

But i'm a trooper like Scott Hall

I'm big and tall

I don't play ball

Only women turn me on

They want me like they want Don

AC, Double-A-Ron

Use me as a pawn

This ain't a game of chess

Treat me like i'm something less

Want me to clean up this mess

I'm hard pressed

We need a new world order

Tired of living life on the border

making little more then a quarter

My life keeps getting shorter

But my legacy is everlasting

AC forever shadowcasting

Selling tools for sandblasting

I'll die the day I start fasting

Then you can eat my ritz crackers

Suck worse then the Green Bay Packers

DA and Wade are back attackers

Me, i'm a snacker