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This song deserves a little bit of an introduction. Okay, well, I was visiting my cousin in Fort Worth, and we called her friend David on the phone...he wouldn't talk...so we got off the phone, then called him back a little while later...he still wouldn't talk. so the whole time we were just saying a lot of stuff about him. Well, he hung up on us...and we wrote this song parody....he actually found it hilarious :-D



~by Mallory and Kristin~

*sing to the tune of "Story of the Girl" by Nine Days*



(chorus)

This is the story of a guy,

who hung up on two girls, and never told them why,

Oh, he looks like Harry in photographs,

And we absolutely love him when he smiles.



(verse 1)

Well, he made a terrible husband,

And didn't wanna hook up with my cousin,

Thought he was cool, but he wasn't,

He used to talk, but now he doesn't,

He was really annoyed with the stupid things they said,

They hated that he never called back,

And they wanted to dress him all up in black,

And then put a lightning scar on his forehead.



(pre chorus)

They used to think he was gay,

Cause he almost cried when Eric moved away,

And they always ran out of things to say.



(repeat chorus)



In the Wizard of Oz he was a monkey,

They thought he was dating Delaney,

But they asked if it was Amy,

And hope it wasn't, 'cause that would be crazy,

He goes to my webpage but never signs my guestbook,

And we think he's such a geek,

Cause he's a stupid "star wars" freak,

But he's got that Daniel Radcliffe look.



(repeat pre chorus)

(repeat chorus)

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(repeat chorus x 3)