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When They Say No Thank You
When They Say No Thank you.
When you tell a guy that he’s not your type
Make sure a hair is not hanging from your chin.
When you tell a girl she’s too fat to dance,
Make sure your eczema is not blooming behind your ears,
Your trousers secure, not showing cleavage.
Tell a woman you look older
and do nothing to hide a sneer
Filled with missing teeth
When you sit back, booming
That you don’t need hearing aids, and
The table five rows over answers
Yes you do.
Wonder why the ladies shrink
When you ask them to go for coffee?
The waitress more interesting than you?
Perhaps it’s really is you, and
Not them.
