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Common Thief.
Remember the time I saved you
From a burning building?
You said "If you ever need a tenner,
You can count on me!"
Well, Hey . . .
Give me some money.
I know you don't really remember,
Because it never REALLY happened.
But remember the time I saved your life,
When that thing happened. . and like. .
Ok. that was a lie.
But I'm an honest guy!
So, Hey. . .
Give me some money.
I had a plan,
To make four and a half grand.
I might lie through my teeth,
But I'm not a common thief.
