So after a month, you're finally coming home.
Yeah, that's good for you.
But I don't WANT you back.
Mom's going to be gone for four days.
And you'll be here in her place.
That's just great for you,
and it sucks for me.
I wish you'd stayed so far away,
So that I wouldn't have to feel this pain
But I guess my wishes never come true
Because for now I'm stuck with you.