While looking at houses...
He ask her, "Are you furniture, do you come with the house?"
She replied, "Yes, although I am used, I wear well."
He said, "Do you think they have anything with a Brunette,
I'm kind of tired of Blonde furniture?"
Also, I would prefer something a little darker.
She said, "We can swap the furniture, but
you'll have to pay for a clothes mover."
He said, "Maybe I'll just rent this time...
I can use the closet space!"