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Questions That Matter
i'm asking the questions that are really important...
Why does only shit happen to the good, and good happens to the shit?
Clothes fit fine in the store but when you get home why don't they fit?
What's in Area 51? What's the government trying to hide?
Why do they only play shit on t.v.? Music as we know it has died.
What the fuck is the truth behind the Kennedy's?
They got Marilyn Monroe killed.
If Elvis is still alive, then where the fuck is he?
Actresses should stop trying to be singers; you all sound the same.
Whats with you?
When will Courtney get what's coming to her?
We all know that the bitch killed Kurt!
When will U2 finally leave the charts? They're old give it up.
Dispite my age why am i still aftaid of the dark?
In a fudge factory who takes the job of being the packer?
They're fucking cookies why are they called Animal Crackers?
i love it.