My ode to Simon Lim
Greetings Simon how do?
Had to write a poem to you
about recent goings on
new staff from Kazakhstan
bonus problems too
bound to be causing blues
I don't know ins and outs
all I know the bluebird devout
must all be a bit twichy
that of course including me
we want our love boat sailing
plainly to ensure our prevailing
we trust the Echo for
all our stories, gossip, more
and when they say a key man
replaced by youth from Kazakhstan
with no footballing experience
come on Simon What gives?
I’m talking about Ian Moody
lot to thank him for; a key
to bringing quality to us
without him, maybe less luck
who knows?, sounds quite bad
replacing him with a mate, and lad
you only have to look at the Toon
everyone thinks Mike Ashley's a loon
for appointing his mate a director
shades of that, wont get us far
don't think he's signed anybody
not the only football club parody
Inexperience, just causes strife
especially in the premiership life
If you don't know what your doing
that just causes trouble brewing
Ask Blackburn and Toon, nepotism
all it causes is a schism
Mr Lim are you prepared to?????
flush your Bosses investment down the loo
to employ inexperience: knee jerk
to unsettle our manager: berzerk!
get a grip on this situation now
and to nepotism do not cow tow
Dazthedruid