my ode to paypal entitled 'siding with shysters'

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Dear paypal how do you do?

Definitely a poem to you

Siding with the shysters too

Has made my air so blue

Isn’t it obvIous to you?

What the man from Ukraine did do

Didn’t mark the phone a return

Its rightful owner, give you a clue

to get back at me and screw

me, don't worry you

will make sure the karmic debt here

REACHES ALL OF YOU

 

 

 

 

 

That would definitely be

A classic phone owned by me

HE PAId very prompltly

he got the phone; then a quandry

But I don’t have the certainty

Was the phone I definitely

Sold to the man in a country

That is experiencing no austerity

He is CONNING ME AGGRESIVELY;

HE IS A BULLY

LOOKS LIKE HE’S WONE THE DAY BIZZARELY

 

Cos I still don’t have my phone

Just a bill from a customs zone

For something that is my own

Absolute madness to the bone

It’s a scam I do bemoan

Cos iv lost my cellphone

And my cash is dethroned

At least, MY postal charges

posting him the phone

PLEASE GIVE ME A REFUND

wrong for him to have i moan

 

 

LESS THAN A MONTH AGO I SEARCHED

Ebay scammers I did research

970,000 hits was the scourge

In favour of them??? I CHARGE

YOU WITH THIS SAME SCAMMING LARK

IT’S A JOKE, YOUR HAVING A LAUGH

 

I’m being asked to pay charges

For a phone that is mine?

Doesn’t cause me to have a good time

You have been duped, I have too

But still what is it to you?

I don’t have an income at all

Only what I get given to sell

You have put me through hell

ON YOUR CONCIENCE; YOUR SCAMMERS AS WELL

JUST PART OF THE FLEABAY CARTEL

YOU, YURI, CAN ALL BE DAMNED I TELL

BUT YOUR REALLY LUCKY, THERE IS NO HELL

 

(((Bye bye phone, bye bye money

Paypal siding with scammers definately

steam coming out of my ears

i'm the only one with a concience clear))))

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