My ode to the CIA MI6 AND MOSSAD

this one's to mi6, mossad and the CIA

the ones that are causing all the dismay

secret societies too

my crew from 800 galaxies away

got their eyes on you

your not all a bunch of c__ts

some are trying to buy some luck

tell you one thing about mi6

some of them pulled me out the shit

perhaps they wanted redemption

and their fam to make heaven

cos they know who I work for

super protected, they know the score

chief of both dark and light forces

here on earth, horses for courses

you cross me, won't be pleasant

you certainly won't make heaven

if a couple o hundred suits came to me

all clutching their chests definitely

won't be enough ambulances on call

will make sure everyone knows the score

attacking a peace loving hippy

you will get heart attacks from me

then I will attack your hq's

and pay you all your dues

bubonic plague I reckon

will run through you

like a dose of salts:family too

and if anyone stays alive

they certainly won't have a nice life

my boss will dish out hereditary disease

like confetti, if you give your life service

Choose your master wisely

the skull n bones already on their bike

bill gates asked them to stick me a knife

they shit their pants after 12 hours

no bending down for them in the showers

I got weapons like you wouldn't believe

there's a heart attack gun right above me

400 a minuit they estimate

I'm their boss and they won't hesitate

so come and have a go if you think your hard enough

your going to need all the luck

my deputy is a supercunt

don't ask for the archons too

I killed them all in 8 mins: true

And that was before I had a crew

I know you been calling 20 galaxies away

for mercenaries to enter the play

but they know it's a death sentence

and most of the igigi are now dear friends

99%of the darkside now align with me

And Brian can crush a planet

From 5 galaxies away

And my deputy he be

Good luck thee

it's light versus dark very soon

then a humanity boom

you have to be on the right side

to be guaranteed a nice life

I issue an amnesty right now

to all who dark kow tow

turn states evidence and help us

cos one thing is for certain

the Chiefs will throw you under the bus

and you haven't got very long

before they sing that particular song

just put out for the Druid in your dreams

that will allow my team

to see what you been up to

that has made you so blue

we can read any mind through yours

anyone you have met too

and as a betting man

they have done more shit than you

Author's Notes/Comments:

Please someone tell Mossad to calm down, I literally have the lives of millions of igigi in the palm of my hand and you want to screw with me? Really? If a hair is touched on my head Brian would literally flatten Israel, he's got several new guns and he's itching to try them out. He hates the Igigi with a passion, you wouldn't last a fortnight and Sananda would conveniently look the other way cos he hates you too.