Oh dear what is she wearing,
And is she old enough to know?
Looks like someone's lost their mind,
Another shoe-in on the Springer show,
Lipsticks slapped on cherry-red,
Top so tight the guys can't wait,
Pants so short they're barely Daisy Dukes,
Someone needs some serious aid,
Look at her smile so innocent,
Her pimple a substitute beauty mole,
I've got one word for the guys, statutory,
Her handy I.D. says she's twenty years old,
How fake, how sad, how late to be out,
What's her curfew, maybe nine?
What happened to the good ole gals,
The one's who grew into beauty so fine.