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I like cheese because it's yummy,

and it sits very nicely in my tummy.



Once I ate so much of it, I felt like a sow.

It's hard to believe that it comes from a cow.



I guess you might say that I am addicted..

Once I ate so much of it, that I was evicted.



"why?" you ask, was I kicked out, for what I had been eatin'?

Well, you see, it was because my landlord was a vegan.



I went to the doctor just the other day,

and I couldn't believe what I heard him say..



He said to me; "you know, you should really cut down on the cheese."

I said "why? it is my favorite food, and I can digest it with ease.."



"Plus," I said; "A friend of mine, told me it makes one stronger.. And besides, Doc.. what's life without cheese?"

He laughed, and responded, "LONGER!"