In Kremmling when you finally reached the legal age of 21

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In Kremmling when you finally reached the legal age of 21

Well that just opened up a whole new world ' for some of us it was pandora's box
You could go drink bourbon with the big boys !
in the hoof & horn or the heave an gag as it was sometimes called .

now that could be a bad thing for me some nights

you all have known one at one point or the other

all you had to do was wait and eventually He'd show up

God's gift to women who could out run out fuck and out fight any man

well about the fourth Jack Daniels and third beer ,Jack whisper in my ear

You bout through listening to this crap ?

Now I had as sixth sense I knew when trouble walked in whether I was watching the door or not '

which I usually was sitting with my back to the wall

I just wasn't smart enough to leave when it did

now the hoof wasn't what I'd call a bad bar

but then again it wasn't for the faint of hearted either

now you remember the jack daniels part right

well there was a band there and some local guy named Robin Allen Breeze who I knew by reputation only was a playing

Now Robin like I said before I did not mean to interfere with your song ya was singing at the time

And I didn't start the fight it was just Me ,Jack Daniel's an a idiot having a conversation about Etiquette !

Yeah i know y'all didn't know I knew a big word like that

anyway it didn't seem to bother you much ,Ya never missed a beat

now the folks who were dancing didn't seem to like the idea of me tossing his ass across the dance floor ,,,who knew ?
now Howard on the other hand didn't seem to like the fact I'd suddenly became a Etiquette teacher !
 
He told me to go sit down behave myself or Else !
now me personally I was willing
but Jack and the idiot had other plans for me .
suddenly we were headed out the door
seems to me like the idiot was not appreciative of the education I was giving him ? and still thought He could still out fight anyone
yeah Jack wasn't done either
then it came to me like a bolt of lighting
texas plates , elk season and a idiot
Hell he was to stupid to know what Etiquette even was !
 
oh what the hell I could still teach him there's always one tougher somewhere , It had happened to me a time or two .
and he was tougher than I'd gave him credit for
but not enough
 
well he went his way all bloody and bruised up and I went mine bloody and bruised up ...... Well knew howard wasn't going to let Me back in and Kelly was closing down the poolhall maybe I could get one more beer ?
as I walked in She took one look went back around the bar a muttering something about just washing that glass and poured me a beer god bless her soul .
SOooo what happened ? Never mind I probably already know
are the cops going to be coming ?
I don't know ,might be or He could wait till he gets home and send a texas ranger back ( Giggling) yep that was all I needed to know you've been fighting texans again ........and your point would be ?
 
now up until that moment She'd been acting like a angel
but it dawned on me as she was coming back with a couple bar rags
oh my god she's just went into Nurse Mode !!!!
Now I loved that women ,Infact still do ....BUT SHES NOT A NURSE !!!
and there's definitely no sympathy anywhere in her body
when it comes to patching me back together And She'd had a lot of practice at that
 
Well I better be going .......Sit Your Ass Back Down Now ....#$%^&*()*&^%$%^&*(*&^ and no I'm not interpreting that Didn't like hearing it then
I just prayed it wasn't straight clorox she was going to use
so did you learn anything tonight ?
Yep Texans aren't as tough as they think !
Wrong Fricking Answer apparently cause I swear she went from bar rag to wire brush !!!
okay get your ass out of here and let me finish closing
 
hey ya still love Me ?
you giving me a ride home ?
we putting anything stupid up like halloween or thanksgiving decorations ?
No !
then yep i'll warm up the truck
then I still like you
Ill think about loving you when i don't have to clean the blood an goo away after your stupidity
 
Close enough for me !!!
 
~ D Donner ~