You know I think I Just Turpentine'd That Grizzlies Ass !

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This barmaid I've been telling you about had this old yellow VW beetle

with it's fair share of quirks that drove Me insane .
now I have to admit I didn't ask her if she wanted me to first
but I took it upon myself and decided this shit was coming to an end !
the problem being though was I could rebuild a small block anything
in my sleep ,but I knew jack shit about a VW motor
but I wasn't about to let that stop me ,
so I gathered up every hot rod magazine I had

every book I could find an even snuck into the school library and read up on

the German air cooled motor ,
what I should of done was read up on German cuss words for all the good it did me
well the big day came that I figured I could at least tune it an adjust the carburetor an such

So I told Her if she'd bring it by the house I'd fix it .
fix what ?
that yellow piece of ....

Now I've never claimed to be a smart man then or now .

but every once in awhile god would reach out and smack me upside the head an tell Me

Don't Say It !!!! So I left out the Junk part ........... Yeah about 2 seconds to late I could tell by looking into what used to be those pretty brown eyes
Go Ahead Say It
say what ?
You know
Now like I've told you I'm far from being smart and I'm crazy
But I Ain't a damned Idiot !
If My mother raised one of those I always said it was baby brother
Do you know I would've cut my tongue out before ever saying junk
have any of you ever seen the devil dressed up as a long legged teenage girl ? WELL I HAVE And She was there .....Pissed Off To

Right about that time I was a thinking I'd rather be trying to turpentine a Grizzlies Ass than be here
Nope Junk just wasn't going to come out of My Mouth
there are times when I know I should shut the hell up ,I just never had the capability
look all I was trying to was be nice and ...
You Nice that will be the day
........fix a couple things for you
did I ask you to ?
no but ?
Then go work on your wore out truck
DING DING ROUND ONE
MY Wore Out Truck !!!!!!!!!
I Could Take My Wore Out Truck and wrap a chain around that piece of yellow junk and drag it to Wyoming and back an never know it was behind it !!!!

You know I think I Just Turpentine'd That Grizzlies Ass !

~ D Donner