People go pounding
upon his door
at 6 o'clock in the morning,
to get his fat,
lazy ass out of bed.
They grab him by the
scruff of his neck
and hold him high
in he air,
is he going to see
his shadow or not?
The groundhog sees
his shadow and exclaims,
"I've gained a little
weight this year."
Other places in the world,
our little, furrry, fat friend,
pokes his head out
of his hole and says,
"Nope, no shadow this year."
He gets grabbed,
before he can get
back into his hole,
"Hey, put me down,
it's not my fault
I can't see my shadow.
It's a cloudy day,
get a life."
Copyright Cynthia Jones
Feb.3/2004
this is funny as hell I love it any more stories?