Life beat, battered and bruised me and now I spend every day trying to pull off my great revenge on it. The best revenge of course, is living well.
It compliments my belly. It also acts as a vortex to the dimension where all the souls of the animals I have eaten reside. Enter at your own risk.
Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.