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A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to

lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie

comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant

three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."



"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the

Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! ....



." Poof!

She's gone.



In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to

be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an

endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's

gone.



"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I

want those two back in the office after lunch hours."


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Ruth Lovejoy's picture

hilarious I love it!!!!!!

George Campos's picture

OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I
want those two back in the office after lunch hours."

Sounds like some of the bosses I worked for as a Sales Rep.

Would love to share a few jokes with you. As a sales rep, I built quite a repetoire...