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(1)

An Ulsterman once stood in a river,

he was obviously a taker an' no giver,

For try as he might,

the fish wouldn't bite,

but could he surrender?,' No Niv-ver!'

(2)

There once was a woman in the water,

where Jaws was known to slaughter,

Though she swam for her life,

like when butter meets the knife,

his teeth made quick work when he caught her!