My Real Dad
by Elizabeth Van Cleve (January 31, 1986)
I remember the sunny day
Walkin', places I like to go
Showin' my Real dad
the riddle book in my hands
"What's big and red and eats rocks?"
My Real dad would try and guess
He'd guess wrong and I was glad
'cause I knew the answer
"A big red rock eater"
My Real dad would laugh
And he'd laugh loud
Really loud and I was proud
He'd laugh at all my riddles
Even the ones not very funny
I loved makin' my Real dad laugh
So, I could laugh then too
"What's black an' white an' red all over?"
I hoped he'd guess a newspaper like my mom
Then he almost gave up and didn't say it
"No Daddy," I said, "A Sunburned Zebra."
Sometimes he wouldn't guess at all
I guess he just got tired
So, I told him to say, 'I give up'
'cause he'd never get 'em right
I wished I was big like my Real dad
He could reach the good plums up high
He'd hand me 'em and I'd eat 'em all up
Then he'd laugh, 'cause they're for the bucket
We ate a lot of plums
or sorta I did, he said
I found lots of blackberries
He wished he could reach the low ones
Then it was time, to go back
I wished I could see him all the time
That he could live in my house here
And the other dad would go away
He wanted to see me every weekend
And asked me if I'd like it
"Would we take walks all the time?"
"Of course," he said, "and go fruit pickin'"
So, he asked my mom and the other dad
They yelled at my Real dad
This made me cry
but I couldn't tell 'em to stop
They yelled at him, they'd yell at me
So, I didn't speak the words
of "Don't you hurt my Real dad;
He only wants to love me."
i must admit it took me a bit to click on this one....i like it, i kinda know how that one feels, and i find it funny how children w/o the 'perfect' home situation all kinda feel the same...ok yeah i don't know where i was going w/ that...
~noelle