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Take me as your god

I'll give you two months free

I don't demand much

Just that you worship me

Take me as your god

Try me on for size

If you're a bad girl

I'll give you a prize



I'll never tell you what you think or do is wrong

I'll never expect you to pray to me or worship me through song

I don't do sacrifices

I don't do punishment

Just give in to your vices

You'll never have to repent



The only thing that I want is your eternal dedication to me

And maybe a case of beer or two or three

In return I'll guaruntee a happy afterlife

Whether you die by old age or on the end of a knife

You and me can chill forever drinkin' till we die

Then we'll drink some more because dead people don't die(stupid)



Take me as your god

I'll give you two months free

I don't demand much

Just that you worship me

Take me as your god

Try me on for size

If you're a bad girl

I'll give you a prize



I won't ever punish you for doing harm

I'm to fucking lazy to care if you ripped off my arm

I won't ever bother you with miracles and stuff

I won't even promise you my eternal love

I don't do resurrections

I don't do long books

I don't do crucifixions

Or even dirty looks



So take me as your god

I'll give you two months free

I don't demand much

Just that you worship me

Take me as your god

Try me on for size

If you're a bad girl

I'll give you a prize