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CORNY ELEVATOR PUNS
They have their ups and downs.
Elevators can really push my buttons.
Sometimes, they are not on the up and up.
When they are not, hopefully, that will not get you down too much.
Elevator Operators
They have a job that has it's ups and downs.
They can sometimes push my buttons.
‘Elevator’ is a misleading word to use.
'Elevator' is a misleading word to use. Of course it 'elevates' if you're going up, but you're not elevated if you're going down. (Let me clarify, I'm not referring to anything sexual here). Anyway, I feel we should have a new term for it. I've given it some thought and come up with 'up and down box'. What do you think?
This was fun
Elevators make me sad, they always let me down. Elevator operators are blessed they are always going up in the world. Elevator operators are like astronauts, they defy gravity. Elevators are like dress shirts, you can button up or button down. Elevators are like merry-go-rounds, they stop and you get off. I you press floor one on an elevator is that the first down?
Just foolin' around - Lady A