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          Attention,

        I have the perfect solution to

      a lot of the problems that occur in

      the world.

       It is a hammer.

      Yes, a hammer.

      The hammer will solve any problem you may have.

   If you have a headache, simply hit your head with a hammer.

   The pain that creates will be much worse than the headache.

  Thus, you will forget the headache.

      It also works great on leg aches and body aches.

  

    Now, what if something other than a body part breaks.

Such as a car, a computer, a TV, a VCR, or a video game system.

      Again,

     no problem.

   Use the hammer, what problem it is, will be made smaller, by the bigger problem made by the hammer.



   Yes, it works for anything

  

     So, call 1-800-12HAMMER

         OR

     send a check or money order to

         HAMMER

        Box 1787

        2222 Hammer Highway

        Boston, MA

   22222