Dear Mr. President,
In regard to France, you are acting like a first grader. I suggest you watch Sesame Street. This show will teach you about making friends and keeping friends, as well as other social skills, letters, numbers, people from all over the world, and more. It is just right for you. I think you will learn a lot.
Sincerely,
Chris
This crosses the line between dissaproval and pure stupidity. Besides the forced rhyming, it shows a complete lack of grace. Some people aren't as smart as others.