in the ghetto

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Silliness

oh doh dee oh

yo mama iz a ho

yo sista gotz da stanky flo

l'od know she don't go slow

dta green you grow

don't make no dough

dat quality'z low

it's whack, you know?

yo fambly, dey 'po

neva gotz no money no mo

needz to get some damn jobz, fo sho

git off yo as and make 'dat blow!

gotz a lame ass bro

his wife be a crow

dat gotz to be da biggets fro

but i guess dat how it go

Author's Notes/Comments: 

this poem was born out of sheer boredom at work. it was made for my sister-in-law, rachael, hoping to make her laugh.

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Kristin Dunn's picture

This has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever read. Remember when we tried to write a rap?

Iris Negrete's picture

fo sho mofo...hells yeeeeah hhhehe this is funny as hell... iris

andshedied's picture

fo' shizza my nizza...