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A Good Swift Kick!
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Funny, Ha, Ha When life would have you believing its futile
putting up any kind of a fight
give it a good swift kick in the ass
and set its doubt to right!
Show it what you're made of
strength, determination and grit
let it know just who's in charge
and that you won't take any more shit!
Be the boss, take a stand
then it'll surely be thinking twice
life will stop messin with you
(now if I'd only take my own advice)
I can think of someone…
I can think of someone who needs a swift kick
She makes some people sick
She has a boyfriend who's a chief
From her we can't get no relief
You can try to e-mail her
Or you can impale her
If your pants don't fit
And you need to let the waist out
No, not let the waste out
You're thinking of pooping
What?
So what?
No, not so what
Sew what?
What?
Who sews what?
A whaler?
A sailor?
A blackmailer?
Forget it...