It sounds morbid, yeah I know, but when
you have an un-curable disease you oft
think about your death. You stare it in
the face, its stares back quite coldly.
So I, by thinking of death was struck
by the question, 'What will they do
with my ashes?' Cremation is what I
want. After all, who wants to lie so
cold in colder ground becoming another
maggots meal? Surely not I. So when my
body is reduced to ashes, what then?
Will I be placed in a pretty decorative
urn to be set on a mantle or coffee
table, stared at by those who glance
it? Will I be transferred from home to
home ('Its your turn to have Mom.')
Or maybe they will divvy me up into
smaller urns (probably Tupperware) so
they can all have me around even if
it just a bit of me. And what if my
husband ever remarries? Will his new
*choke* wife use me as an ashtray when
he's not looking? Will I 'accidentally'
be knocked over and sucked into the dark
cavity of a Hoover? (after all...it is
hard to pick up ashes out of a rug) Will
cat toy with my lid, swat me off the
table playfully then reach her paw in
(cats are curious) sniff her paw,
sneeze then wander off confused because
she knows my scent, but can't find me?
Will they take my ashes someplace real
pretty to scatter them in a breeze so I
can blow in the faces of unsuspecting
people who have no idea the remains of
a dead person are lying in their hair
like dandruff? Maybe I'll just be placed
on the back of a high closet shelf (out
of sight...out of mind) because its too
painful to look at my urn everyday and
remember? Hmmmm....maybe cremation isn't
such a good idea...but...oh...the thought
of those maggots wriggling in my remains
makes me shiver. So....I guess my final
resting place will be that pretty
decorative urn on the table, on the mantle
p assed around, sectioned out in 5 parts
equally, filled with cigarette butts, in
a Hoover, used as catnip, getting in
people's hair or pushed away on a shelf.
What do I care? I'll be dead anyway. So
long as they don't throw me away so I wind
up in the local county dump. Like I said,
'Sounds morbid' but hey...if I don't ask,
this question, who will?...Cathy Faist 11/13/02