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Snakes are sly, and raccoons steal

Hamsters ride the Ferris wheel

Fish can fly, and pigs can too

Convicts are kept in the federal zoo



Mice are blind, rats bathe in tubs

Opossums join the drama club

Millipedes aren't allowed to dance

A hundred left feet don't stand a chance



Parrots host parties, Mr. Rabbit's a banker

An orangutang is the athletic trainer

The recording studio is owned by bats

Dogs audition for Broadway's 'Cats'



Owls wear glasses just to look wise

A dove has won the Nobel Prize

The tale of a whale is exaggerated

While Miss Spider feels unappreciated



Turtles run to Starbucks, and seals join the Navy

Ms. Octopus was hired as the new cleaning lady

Skunks wear perfume, and sharks promote Crest

Sloths choose Laz-E-Boy for a good day's rest



Flamingos do runway, and bears don't need much

Squirrels like to live where everyone's nuts

Zebras wear under-wire, and horses say 'Hey'

Ms. Chicken underestimates her good taste



Hyenas crack jokes, Miss Porcupine wants love

Cheetahs take shortcuts in the hundred-meter run

To sniff out a suspect, the police hire moles

Nothing's what it seems in the world of animals