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If my name was Gwen Stefani,

Would you finally show me some respect?

If I had tits like Jordan,

Would that make you start to regret,

The nasty things you've said to me,

And the awful things you do?

If it takes that much to be your girl,

I'd rather not be with you.

If my name was Angelina,

Would you want to be my man?

If I could look so glamorous,

Would you try to make me glad?

If I had an ass like J.Lo,

Would you whisper me sweet little nothings?

And if I had a voice like Christina,

Would that pull at your heart-strings?

If I had come-to-bed eyes like Keira,

Or a fashion sense like Sienna,

A booty like Beyonce,

Or dance moves like Shakira,

Would this earn me your respect?

Would this your love, I earn?

Because I don't think, darling,

They would want you in return.