As I walk along my plutonian shores,
I spot a man in a yellow hat.
"Why do you wear that yellow hat?"
I ask, rather than pondering his presence on my beautiful beach.
"My hat signifies my ability to withdraw colorful emotion from life."
Unsatisfied, I continue my walk in peace.
As I travel throughout my harmonious commonwealth,
I spy a young boy dangling his legs out over a balcony.
"Why do you do that? You know that's dangerous,"
I chastise, rather than asking how he got all the way up there.
"My life is entirely lacking in liveliness and adventure."
Disappointed, I grow tired of walking and return to my house.
On the doorstep of my ambiguous mansion,
I see a woman in my way on the phone with her friend.
"Why are you on the phone?"
I ask, rather than why she was outside of my residence.
"I'm rekindling a flame that I thought to be put out forever."
Disillusioned, I step through my door,
oblivious to the life outside my threshold.