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The lesson
If you eat a slice of poo,
I'l be your friend and shake your hand,
Thats a lie; you'd have to wash them first,
For stupid acts Ive got a thirst,
"Who am I?" I hear you say,
"My names Trevor by the way",
That is of none of your concern
Just eat the poo; Its your turn,
Low and behold you ate it whole,
You really are a dumb ass hole
I always knew Trevor Nelson was a nasty piece of work.
As it is a 'slice' of poo we are compelled to swallow, I assume it is from a kind of 'poo cake'. Who made this poo cake? Where do the ingredients of this poo cake come from? From you? From me? From anyone?
Does it even matter WHOSE poo it is in the poo cake?
Are you eating poo for the sake of eating poo? Do you just want to eat poo, any poo? In this case the origin of the poo cake is somewhat insignificant.
However, in my opinion, eating your own poo is very different to eating somebody elses; psychologically, physiologically and indeed, allegorically.
Funny, and informative.