ADAM and EVE

 

I have a story

For you to weave

About a guy named Adam

And a gal called Eve

 

God made Adam

From a bunch of sand

And said you’ll be

At My command

 

He made Eve

From Adam’s rib

And said to her

You must not fib

 

All you see

I give to you

But there’s one thing

You cannot do

 

From this apple tree

The fruit don’t pick

For if you eat it

You’ll get sick

 

Adam and Eve

The land explored

And what they saw

They much adored

 

They came upon

That apple tree

And danced around it

Merrily

 

So Eve did pick

That nice red apple

Gave it to Adam

To take a sample

 

God, seeing all this

Became real mad

For they had done

What He forbad

 

THUS  GOD  PROCLAIMED

 

Eve, My forewarning

You did not heed

So now henceforth

Each month you’ll bleed

 

And as for you, Adam

That bite of apple, not yet chewed

Will stick in your throat

And hence protrude

 

So, mankind was doomed

And we now posses

An ADAMS APPLE   

And.........P.M.S.

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