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Mushrooms, Pebbles, And Cotton (Limerick)
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Limericks A woman became obsessed with mushrooms, pebbles, and cotton.
She'll eat those mushrooms even when it's rotton!
A cotton (or make that two)
is for her eyes when she's blue
as tears fall and when she's throwing pebbles at her cheating husband.
a cheating husband should get boulders not pebbles
This made me snicker a little. Having being cheated on, I can understand the craving at throwing something at him. I haven't actually done anything to him or his property besides throw out a couple of things. What he doesn't know won't hurt him.