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A clown in a red costume and purple nose

stops by a lonely gas station in the middle of nowhere

to buy a new pair of toe nails to

secretly replace his ingrown toes that torture

his eyes to death.

Poor clown as he finds nothing of what he needs and

so buys $2.15 worth of gas before he leaves.

Desert, desert, and desert as far as the eye can see

as he travels along the empty black pavement with his

small clown car minding his own business

until he was pulled over by a 5 foot highway patrolman

giving him a ticket just for driving at 7 mph and for

the silly thing the clown did for squirting water from his fake flower into the patrolman's nose.

How funny the clown thought as he laughed and laughed

merrily and tried to make a getaway.

At 7 mph you say!

How crazy the clown is to escape from a patrolman loaded with a shotgun in hand trying to force the clown to pull over.

The patrolman shot a tire and the kooky clown-mobile waved in and out and ended up finally crashing into the desert side.

The clown was later sent to the hospital for breaking his ingrown toes.

He screamed, "Heaven help me!" to the doctors as he begged for cool, liquid cheese to cover his toes; a remedy his grandma taught him in case his ingrown toes caused him pain whenever.