I wonder if could messily glide and fly
and then fall to become a sly
fox and travel the countryside
with my companion beetle who chides
me because I ate his sexy girlfriend
and then went to find the unsent
mail package that was supposed to be due
this Monday at the ocean ship crew
that, to my dismay, caught me and ordered me
as a monkey butt servent exposed to leeches
attached to my beetle friend knocking
away these annyonces and therefore blocked
the passageway to freedom from the land
pirates who suddenly attacked the queen of sand
boxes to which finally after all that happened
the drunken clown-looking ocean crew captain
crashed into the grainy corpse filled beach
and allowed my tiny friend and I to escape this madness.
I laugh at myself for being stupid! Ha!