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A giant live fertilizer eating squash

went away to the distant well to wash

its oversized wart located on its stem

but then suddenly it was ambushed and eaten by wet

paintings of angry Van Gogh's art.

Tart

and mished and mashed

and chopped and cropped

into to minute pieces the squash caused

so much severe diarrhea for the voracious lost

paintings who were actually venturing

from outer space to earth to watch singing

American idols live on stage.

They were adventurers working on minimum wage

by the painting people's society

to study the various activities

as well as varieties on earth.

Instantly they heard

Van Gogh who is actually there alien leader

summon his servants after this diarrheic failure

and make plans for another assignment for his henchmen.

Could this be an alien invasion?