Fairy Removals.

 

Fairy Removals.

 


The Fairies want me to move away from my old house,

 

this does not suit me, or my rather large family Mouse.

 

I should buy a new house on the south coast of Kent?

 

we all went there for a holiday once; it was time well spent.

 

Fairyland they said could become a part of the seashore,

 

With the Mermaids the Fairies could play that’s for sure.

 

The Leprechauns I am happy to say they all want to stay,

 

they did not have a chance with the Mermaids to play.

 

Leprechauns we know do not like getting themselves wet,

 

I myself would definitely not want to keep a fish for a pet.

 

Moving all my furniture and goods down to the seashore,

 

Would make me unhappy and life would be one big bore.

 

I went to her Majesty the Fairy Queen for some advice,

 

to move away she said would definitely not be very nice.

 

each Fairy was given a large pile of used clothing to mend.

 

Her Majesty called a meeting all the little folk were to attend,

 

The Royal Queen said they had too much time on their hands,

 

mending the old clothes would take their minds off the sands.

 

Myself I was delighted I did not want to leave my old home,

 

I am really getting too old along the far seashore to roam.

 

I told the Fairies if they did a good job of mending the clothes,

 

I would take them all to the seashore and give each a red rose.

 

The Fairies are all now very happily telling each other of the sea,

 

My Mice and I, we all went off home to have a large pot of sweet tea.

 

One week later I took them all in my bus to the seashore in Kent.

 

Where all were excited and happy and the time was well spent.

 

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