Choose a new Poet Laureate?"
"What I like, is poetry you can fucking understand."
"Poetry you can fucking well relate too."
"Not namby pamby crap
that I don"t give
a diddly squid about."
"You know what I mean?"
"But my Lord, you have to be articulate,
speak ones chosen word with nothing
but educated rhythm and precise prose."
(Waits)
Sigh...
"Know what I fucking mean."
"Yeah, what"d I just fucking say."
"You"ll do."
I feel raw power coming from this! :)