I walk into the room;
There are lizards everywhere;
Slithering, creeping, crawling;
Lizards on the floor;
Lizards on the ceiling;
Lizards in my hair.
I say to the woman;
What is this?
The House of the Lizard King?
Do I look like a king to you?
She says in reply;
Turns into a lizard;
And slithers on bye.
I run in fear;
I run in horror;
I run real scared;
Slipping, sliding, fleeing, falling.
The doctor says;
Man, you got 500 white cells for every red one!
Six weeks later;
I walk away;
Done.
Me and the Lizard Queen;
Have been married ever since.