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                        If the lady's naughty but proper

                        If the lady's chicer than chic.

                        If her escorts must wear a topper

                        And each man's the man of the week

                        If she rides around in a brand-new

                        Foreign car

                        The chances are

                        The lady's a star!



                        If the lady's brilliangtly witty

                        If she makes the dialog flash

                        If the lady's way with a ditty

                        Makes the ditty seem like a smash

                        If her songs add up to a fancy

                        Repertoire

                        The chances are

                        The lady's a star!



                        If her smallest party is really     extensive    

                        With tons of expensive  

                        Caviar



                        If the lady's someone

                        With the same credentials someone

                        With the same essentials someone

                        Who is worshipped from afar



                        She's a genuine, positive,

                        Totally marvelous

                        Perfectly wonderful

                        Star!