And then God created women, in awe of her spellbinding beauty, enchanting
beyond resplendency, luster and brilliance befitting the crown jewels of
royal, majestic sovereignty. A novelist of mystery, as exemplified in the
face of Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa. Although sometimes bewitching in
literature, we subject her, urging she submit to The Taming of the Shrew,
and warning that for her to act on Lysistrata by Aristophanes, will turn men
into a Marquis de Sade. If she commits adultery like Hester Prynne, we always
humiliate her. Else we have her murder herself like Anna Karenina and Madame
Bovary. We sometimes lock her up in A Doll's House the way Ibsen did, or we
bid her a life of celibacy saying "Get thee to a nunnery," as Shakespeare
has Hamlet tell Ophelia. But then, she is always our Cleopatra, our fairy
tales like Alice in Wonderland, Cinderella, and Little Red Riding Hood
we chase after like the Big Bad Wolf. She is Dante's Beatrice who guides
us through hell and paradise, and we are the Giovanni Casanovas of her life.
She is a commanding sculpturesque, a paragon of a model in our Venus de Milo
at the Louvre, commiseration in The Pieta from Michelangelo, the Madonna's of
Raphael hanging in the Sistine Chapel, and the icons of Notre Dame. She is the
poser if our finest art. When Rodin formed the Thinker, surely he was lost in
contemplation of a woman. Great canvas masters like Renoir bathed her, Rubens
made her voluptuous, and Monet shocked everyone with a Luncheon on the Grass
with her in the nude. Botticelli put her on a half-shell in the Birth of
Aphrodite. Degas made her into a ballerina, while Paul Gauguin gave her color
on the islands of Tahiti. She is every man's mosaic of pulchritude, the music
of angels playing harps, the Stradivarius of violins, and Bolshoi with the Swan
Lake movements by Tchaikovsky. Our Cavalier of Roses by Strauss transformed
into the soprano of our affection in operas like Carmen, or Madame Butterfly by
Puccini. She has been the envy of every conductor, teacher, composer, poet, and
performer. A king built the Taj Mahal in her honor, because as Mozart might say,
she is the player of our Magic Flute.
We write her into our best symphonies by Beethoven, Brahms, Mahler, and
Hayden. She is Rhapsody in Blue by George Gershwin. Always a classic movie with
Garbo, Hepburn, or Marilyn Monroe. She is our Shirley Temple, the Ginger Rogers
of dance, and when she turns to tragedy like Sarah Bernhardt, we roll her like a
wisp, cart her off to Casablanca in Morocco, and order her dinner by candlelight
next to Bergman and Bogart. She is our Lady Diana and Princess Grace. Yet, often
how she torments us. She is the rage of Van Gogh in Starry Night, and the abstract
art of Picasso. She seduces us like Delilah and Giuseppe Verdi's Aida. We become
ambivalent when she asserts her independence like Calamity Jane. We also refuse
to spend money with Susan B. Anthony's picture on it. We want her only as a
painting by Mary Cassatt, the mother of our children. Oh, but how often men do
trick her like Figaro in the Barber of Seville. Still, we cherish her, forever loving
she will be our Queen of the Night, our Statue of Liberty, and best of all, when
our egos swell up, our Nutcracker.
Absolutely beautiful
I loved how you referenced various artists' works, not just other writers like yourself, but sculpters, and painters, you are amazingly thorough in your insight on women. And I'd be lying if I said I didn't just love the last line =D Nutcrackers are the best women of all, coming from experience lol
Thank you, I just love a deva
Thank you, I just love a deva who can smash plums with a smile. :-)