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A Royal Stinger In The Ass (w/severest apologies To E.Dickinson)
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Poetic Parodies A royal stinger in the ass
Collects his monthly rent----
You may have met one--have you not
His I.Q. seldom is----
His grin reminds of a retard---
Repairs are hardly made----
But when they're mended, they're half-assed
And upstairs sewage drips----
He likes those tanning sessions
"George Hamilton, Junior."----
Yet when outdoors and shopping----
I'm sure I've seen him pass
In postal truck, a dip-shit
Dumb blonde guy at the helm
too stupid to hang on, he
Was fired, no pension----
Several of his own people
I've met, and they've met me----
I feel for them a transport
Of insanity----
But never met this anus
Attended or alone
Without such indigestion
And in the Rolaids zone----
8/04/03
I really liked this one! one thing though, do you have to used so many darn cuse words? kidding it was great