INTER-VIEWS

-shivers-

-takes shuddering breaths-

-extends hand-

“Hi, my name is....."

-starts over-

“Hello, my name is job-"

-smacks forehead-

“Hello, I'm Job Hopeful.

Great to meet you.

Why should you hire me?

You should hire me because..."

Yesterday I fought with a rat

Over a Cheetos found in my couch.

“I will work hard."

 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

I have 2 interviews coming! I'm scared to death!

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running_with_rabbits's picture

oh my gosh! this is how I

oh my gosh! this is how I think everyone feels in an interview!

 

some edit suggestions you are welcome to take on or not: I would end it at the "I will work hard line" and I'd put it in quotations so its like you think in the interview the rat line and then reply to them "I will work hard" it's a stronger ending than the rest, which could be put aisde and worked into its own poem

 

hope you got the job!


Much Love

Ashley

AngryLaughter's picture

Thanks for the feedback!

Noted! Smile

running_with_rabbits's picture

anytime

let us know if you get the jobs


Much Love

Ashley

AngryLaughter's picture

:(

My illusions were shattered.

running_with_rabbits's picture

:(

so no jobs???


Much Love

Ashley

AngryLaughter's picture

No job. :( They just wanted

No job. :( They just wanted money.

allets's picture

Interim Job

Unless you are a bio chemical engineer, McDonalds is paying $10.00 per hour for something to keep the rats happy. Try sending out resumes to folks in the telephone book. End line: I look forward to hearing from you. Goodbye.

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