-shivers-
-takes shuddering breaths-
-extends hand-
“Hi, my name is....."
-starts over-
“Hello, my name is job-"
-smacks forehead-
“Hello, I'm Job Hopeful.
Great to meet you.
Why should you hire me?
You should hire me because..."
Yesterday I fought with a rat
Over a Cheetos found in my couch.
“I will work hard."
oh my gosh! this is how I
oh my gosh! this is how I think everyone feels in an interview!
some edit suggestions you are welcome to take on or not: I would end it at the "I will work hard line" and I'd put it in quotations so its like you think in the interview the rat line and then reply to them "I will work hard" it's a stronger ending than the rest, which could be put aisde and worked into its own poem
hope you got the job!
Much Love
Ashley
Thanks for the feedback!
Noted!
anytime
let us know if you get the jobs
Much Love
Ashley
:(
My illusions were shattered.
:(
so no jobs???
Much Love
Ashley
No job. :( They just wanted
No job. :( They just wanted money.
Interim Job
Unless you are a bio chemical engineer, McDonalds is paying $10.00 per hour for something to keep the rats happy. Try sending out resumes to folks in the telephone book. End line: I look forward to hearing from you. Goodbye.
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