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I don't want to be friendly

But I don't want to be rude.

So unhello.

I don't want to shake your hand.

Stop sticking your finger in my palm.

Forget about a kiss. It's not happening.

Get your wrinkled hand off of me.

You're HOW old?!!

Didn't you go to school with my dad?

I know I'm ok looking.

Find someone your own age.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Older men would try to talk to me in high school. And I didn't look older than my age either.

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©12 March 2015 - 6:27pm — AngryLaughter
13 March 2015 - 12:21am — schmuckjones
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Unhello to you too.

Nice write on dirty old men.  :)

13 March 2015 - 10:53am — AngryLaughter
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Thanks!

Why can't dirty old men be dirty with dirty old women?

16 March 2015 - 5:36am — bishu
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Enjoying the free ringside show

Laughing = A dirty old man (?)

©bishu 

 

30 March 2015 - 6:25pm — allets
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I practice

becoming a dirty old woman, but dirty old men like sweet young plums - hence the definition of dirty. Now, sweet young male apples are soooooo edenesque - slc Cool = dirity old granny

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30 March 2015 - 6:37pm — AngryLaughter
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You'd at least

You'd at least wait until they're 18, right? They were after me at 15.