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Art Fags
Mirror mirror on the wall
Who is the artsiest art fag of them all?
Why it's me! No, it's me!
Quiet you!
Obviously,
It is I!
King photographer! My eye
Captured through my
Three thousand dollar camera
Is pure genius! Essential to my ego
Looking down on you through my lens is my favorite past time.
No way sir .gif
That's .jpeg! That's .jpeg!
Anyway jay
It's all about the brush stroke!
Can't you see?
That my minds eye is the key
To seeing is believing?
Why a round vs. a flat?
And a still life is, in fact,
The very essence of natural art!
Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho! A hee hee hee hee hee hee!
I'm so clever..
No you're not!
Who's that?!
Of course it's I!
A true artesian!
A sculptor!
Creating vast amounts of paper weight
Nonononono
I make what the most elegant of people
See as beauty, with true meaning,
And tons of feeling
Naked statues aren't demeaning morality
They're making the world beautiful!
But yeah,
The talents are
Impressive
But they're
Mostly just useless.
I like the way you wrote this, the way your mind processed your own self-discovery. I often think about the usefulness or uselessness of art but I came to a conclusion: If art is cathartic for the artist in some way, it was useful. And often times (if not all the time) art, in whatever form, is useful to the people experiencing it too. Gives other people insight into your world and then they get to take their own perspective from your work. You know?
Just a couple of thoughts. Thanks for sharing.