Lies! It's All Lies, I Tell Ya!

I don't believe it,

Neither should you,

It wasn't me,

Stealing all your shoes.

They're blaming me,

At this very hour,

But it wasn't me,

Watching you shower.

I didn't do it,

How would they know,

It wasn't me,

Trying on your clothes.

You were sleeping,

So even if I did,

How would you know,

If I fathered your kid.

They point their finger,

I say it's not so,

I can be  51

feet from you tho!

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Oh, my dear dear Toe...Where can you be hiding, my little treasure?  

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choirgrrl's picture

Lol! How come I never noticed this one? It's old! Anyway, thank you.... uh, yeah. :P