I don't believe it,
Neither should you,
It wasn't me,
Stealing all your shoes.
They're blaming me,
At this very hour,
But it wasn't me,
Watching you shower.
I didn't do it,
How would they know,
It wasn't me,
Trying on your clothes.
You were sleeping,
So even if I did,
How would you know,
If I fathered your kid.
They point their finger,
I say it's not so,
I can be 51
feet from you tho!
Lol! How come I never noticed this one? It's old! Anyway, thank you.... uh, yeah. :P