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Peace Parlay 2022
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-We did not do that by ourselves.
-Apologize for your part then!
-Okay. We apologize for the thrests and the tanks.
-Crimea?
-Not negotiable.
-Yes negotiable. Crimea and Belarus.
-Table it.
-Till Tuesday. Reparations for lives and property lost.
-We are broke.
-Fine. Now, revoke nuclear launch posture and promise not to include in conventional war ever again.
-Agreed. We broke the protocol and apologize.
.You will turn over those on the war crminals list.
-Cannot do that.
-Why not!
-All 1,477 of them died from a mysterious stomach flu.
-We will adjourn for lunch. At the Canadian Embassy.
-Can we come too?
-No. You made your bed.
-Will we get our frozen money back now?
-Not mmediately.
-Oops! Ah. Can you loan us lunch money?
-No. See you later.
-After lunch at the Ukrainian Embassy? Probably not.
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Lady A
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4 way duel
Give Putin, Zelensky, Lukashenko and Biden each a gun. 2-on-2 duel. Everyone else calls it day, goes home, and hugs their kids. How ever the duel ends, I think we all win.
I Agree
But it should be swords and daggers televized. You forgot the GoT factor - you say civilized gentlemen duels, barbarianism is equal to the war killing. Putin will cheat and poisin the blades or throw a grenade. Biden can send the Rock (with some pepper spray & c-4) as his champion. Zel and Luk pretty fair match. Winners get the loser's country. What? - the stakes have to be high for Vlad to leave Russia. To insure rule abidement, Natoli Bennett can officiate (cough cough). A world event, no draws, no yielding. Hang the Deadheads (apologies) over the front door of The World Court, Wild West style.
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Assassinating Putin and his boyz is still the better option, a warning to usa and other Oligarchs to get humane with less greed and no wars for ten decades. We need a break and a win!
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~A~
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ps Readng too much ruthless bloody sci-fi. Vampires-polititians, I get those confused a lot. Oh dear!
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No stand-in's
One good way for us to stop voting in the old, rich and out-of-touch is to require Biden to stand in for himself, just like Vladdy boy, the comedian, and the Belarusian puppet. The stakes? I don't know. I think just requiring them to do this would cause an immediate ceasefire and incredibly productive peace talks. I suspect the duel would suddenly become unnecessary ; )
Also, any MIC companies who wish to advertise and profit off of war have to have a duel of their own. Winner gets to sell weapons to everyone. But I suspect those advertisements will suddenly stop, too.
Those who wish for others to kill for them should have to demonstrate for the rest of us, first. Then we can decide if it looks like a good idea. Again, something tells me it won't go forward.
Vampires and politicians get confused a lot with good reason, no worries. I'd take vampires, any day, though. At least we would get a break from them during the day : )
Spoofing Aside
You called Zel "The Comedian." It sooooo fits. Short of nukes as deterrents, everything else is demanded. The arguement that Vlad would take (attack) previous Societ countries may or may not have been the plan. Land wars drain big resources, some might say 100 Rosed or 20 Afghaned years was pretty long. WW's did not last that long. V.I.P. might envision a totally militaristic gang-run state with long term expansion to rebuild the Empire. Free surf and defeated labor did it last time. usa had free labor - it is all unionized now baby!
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Isolated, he miscalced. Now, he wants ruble's value based on oil sold to eu and usa et. al. We cut him off - eu billions a year - income he had expected not to end, ends by end of 2022 and 2030. If Detroit is a lesson here, you cannot prosper with just cars, a one industry asset. Oil, coal, wheat, refined Uranium, gas, diamonds. They had enough resources to stabilize the ruble - or would have without war crime intentions and land grab via black-mail diplomacy. The cyber attacks ended usa and eu in Afghanistan. Did vip and company wager against afghan pull-out, C-19 devastating world economies, fuel & world food monopoly that west was weak and not compatible? Did he expect Trumpie second term there to control usa?
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What else ya got Vlad? Global banks guaranteed cooperation. They took your dollars and euros. It was a funky deal, as Etheridge Knight said of Malcolm X.
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What next from vip and his disco groove band of gypsies? Vampires, Vlad the Impaler was from his part of town, right? I gotta look up Transylvania. I'm thinking Romania. :D
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Peace out!
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~A~
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P.S. Transylvania used to be its own country back in the day 25th century.