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Medical Limerick
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Limericks - .
- There was a young surgeon from Sidney
- Whose knives sliced so deeply within ye
- The heart nearly stopped
- And lungs nearly popped
- When he took out one too many kidney.
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- This brilliant young cutter from Australia
- Could open you up and fillet ya
- His scalpel was sure
- His intentions pure
- As he sutured inside paraphernalia.
- .
- Inexpert saw bones from down under
- Gave loud howls like a bolt of Thor’s thunder
- When the patient revived
- Some say barely alive
- She shot him for denying the blunder.
- .
- Our brilliant physician from out back
- Asked while dying from blood loss and air lack
- Bleeding out like the slain
- He screamed, “Are you insane?”
- She simply replied, quack, quack, quack,
- quack.
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- Lady A
- 02-16-17
- 251p
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loved the last two xP
loved the last two xP
It Took Time
wresting with rhyme and rhythm patterns. I can do 'em okay but still "paraphernalia" is a stretch and a favorite. I may write more. We need laughter. ~A~