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Celebration
A party is to be thrown
Jubilant in its misery
Brightly decorated
But in a pitch black room.
Games will be played
Like tricks from a joker
Gifts given, spells placed
Come let's celebrate
Invitations will be given
To those who I love and hate
Embroidered pink and white
Are the words
"Let's Celebrate My Demise"
Come celebrate the downfall
Of a benevolent friend
And the long awaited birth
Of a traitorous tyrant!
A cake will be served
Adorned with candy flowers
That taste like sawdust.
And stuffed with sweet arsenic.
To all of those who helped
In bringing upon this moment
Please join me soon
In celebrating my demise.
