I am not your average girl
the infinite amount of cosmetics
brushes, perfume, hair ties, bowties
and whatever else you can find
in a girls purse will not be mine
I do not spend countless hours in front of a mirror
perfecting every little detail visible
Hiding the most minutely possible fault
dusting away a microscopic speck of dirt
changing the face I was born with so drastically
while painting and warping it into something Ill never know
I choose not to indulge in the latest issue of ym
and compare my petite body frame
to those of the overly thin, almost anorexic girls
whose perfection is ultimately impossible
and thus must be digitally remodeled to a perfect state
I must never be one of the many
who count every calorie, every carb
and every shred of a carrot that they eat
so they never go over their limit by a single calorie
and never, ever gain even half and ounce
I never could get along with many girls
never could put up with the gossip
the whole he said, she said, they said and the monkeys said
I never could understand it, never will
because Im not like them, not the average girl
Great satarisation and a good message. More people need to see things this way.
I especially liked how you refer to those girls as the "average" rather it being the other way around: always referred as the "beautiful" ones and those who have enough self-respect to like themselves for the way they are as "average".
Awesome... I could not agree with you more. People need to wake up and appreciate the bodies they were given... not go off and pull a Michael Jackson to change themselves for the better.
Hope to see more cool stuff satirizing other people