I used to have this friend who was studying to be a psychologist. I was briefly infatuated with this person, but it soon became obvious that the sentiment was not mutual. I was hurt, so I created a game for myself. I would have lengthy talks with this person and "pour my heart out" about all my emotional problems. The catch: they were all either total fiction or grossly exaggerated. Yeah, I know it's evil, but sometimes I am.